This has to be the shittiest Tinder date ever!
A man is seeking money for a new bathroom window after his Tinder date got stuck while attempting to clean up an embarrassing accident. The young woman went to the toilet, and when it wouldn’t flush she grabbed the feces out of the toilet and tried to throw it out the window into the garden. But it got wedged between two windows, and when she climbed out head first to get it, she got wedged, too, hanging head first halfway out the window. “Being an amateur gymnast, she was convinced that she could reach into the window and pull the poo out, using the tried and tested “inside out bag as glove” technique,” he said. After several attempts she successfully managed to reach into the space and grab the toilet-paper wrapped crap and pass it back into the toilet. But she wasn’t going anywhere. Her date had to call the fire brigade, who had to break the window to get her out.
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Major props to this woman for admitting she threw poop out a window. Personally, I would have ordered an Uber and started planning my move to another country.