Kevin Swanson, a pastor in the Orthodox Presbyterian Church and the figurative conductor of the “Blame the Gays” train, claimed on his radio show last week that God sent Hurricane Harvey to Houston to punish the city for having a mayor that is “very aggressively pro-homosexual.”
Now, with Hurricane Irma expected to hit the Florida Keys early Sunday morning, Pastor S is sending out a new message of hope (for anyone dumb enough to believe it) that God will happily divert Irma away from Florida (maybe send it back towards those commies in Cuba) if the Supreme Court bans abortion and gay marriage within the next 14 hours.
“God is in control of what is going on and whether or not Irma is going to do $200 billion worth of damage in Miami … is all in the hands of God. Those winds are going to blow where they are going to blow, but they’re going to blow in the direction that God ordains them to go. Friends, God is in complete control and utter control of what is going on with these hurricanes.”
“The wrath of God against this nation is intense. I wish that American leaders would sit up and pay attention … The Supreme Court of the United States needs to reverse Roe v. Wade and Obergefell now, this afternoon, before Irma does her damage. It would be a good thing if the Supreme Court of the United States understood that God is in control of these things and God is a personality and God is offended by the sins of this nation.”
Considering SCOTUS is on vacation until October and the gays are still being gay, it looks like Irma is going to hit Florida, and God is going to once again pass judgment on a red state for being too progressive.
SIDE NOTE: My parents live in southwest Florida and may end up having their home destroyed by Irma. So, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize to my parents. Mom and Dad, I’m sorry you’re about to lose your home because I love boobs.