Police say a central Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had traveled back in time to warn of an alien invasion. Casper police say the man they encountered at 10:30 p.m. Monday claimed he was from the year 2048. The man told police that he wanted to warn the people of Casper that aliens will arrive next year, and that they should leave as soon as possible. He asked to speak to the president of the town. The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol. He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year. (K2radio)
Ah yes, the old "aliens filled my body with alcohol" excuse. Sorry bud, if it didn't work for me in undergrad, it's to going to work for you now.
But in all seriousness, if this guy actually has the ability to travel through time thanks to ET's special moonshine, then why the hell didn't he warn us about Trump? I have a theory. Remember in the movie Independence Day, humans planted a virus to defeat the aliens? Well, what if the aliens planted Trump to defeat mankind? Think about it, we're basically on the brink of nuclear war every other day thanks to Trump's tweeting habit. The aliens can just kick back and chill in their spacecrafts while Trump destroys the world.