The National Rifle Association hosted a “concealed-carry” fashion show in Milwaukee, featuring accessories designed for quick gun access. Along with holsters and purses, the show’s models wore products that allow gun owners to hide weapons in shoulder bags, corsets, and underwear. The NRA said it will “pull out all the stops” to promote gun ownership.
The TAGG News Fashion Patrol was sitting front row and by "front row" I mean we were in front of our computers out of the firing range of their guns. Now, let's break down this year's hottest looks from the NRA Fashion Show.
This look says "Dressed for funeral - probably my own given gun owner suicide rate statistics!"
Holsters aren't for hipsters, pack your heat in those skinny jeans (there's plenty of room because tiny penis)
This mom of two, I mean "too many", makes sure those boring PTA meetings stick to the agenda's "bullet points"
Spanx? No thanks! Unless I can carry a gun on my gunt, you can take your shape wear elsewhere!
No shoes, no shirt, no problem! This poor man's Thor shows you what a caveman would look like if he was too big a pussy to fight with his fists.
This to this handy pocket T shirt, even your local security guard at Old Navy can pretend he is in the real Navy!
Whether you're an old bag or just carry one around, you'll always have a little fire for your arm.
How does Mumford guard his sons? NRA? No Ragers Allowed!
Although there were a few long sleeves, the most popular look of the night was definitely bare arms!