Member Of Our 'Well Regulated Militia' Arrested For Exercising His 2nd Amendment Right (While Naked And Drunk)
Authorities say a naked drunk Florida man wanted to know if his .45-caliber gun and shotgun worked, so he fired them into the air. Neighbors heard the gunfire Tuesday and called the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. Arriving deputies found 66-year-old Roger Scheid inside the home around 1 in the afternoon. Police said Scheid was “naked and appeared to be intoxicated.” Investigators found the weapons and two spent casings. Scheid first told deputies he was cleaning the guns. Then, he said he was checking to see if they worked. He is charged with unlawful discharge of a weapon and firing a weapon while under the influence. (Bradenton)
Ah, yes, the "well regulated Militia" the Founding Fathers intended. I feel so secure.