In a turn of events that would send even the most independent of college students running home to mom with their basket of dirty clothes, students at Southern Illinois University said someone has been pooping in their dorm's washing machines.
Residents of Abbott Hall say poop has been found in the machines in one laundry room at least eight times dating back to last year. “I went down into the laundry room to wash my clothes and I opened one of the washers and noticed that it smelled like someone had taken a dump in there,” freshman Brian Piller says.
But at first he didn't want to believe the horrible truth: “I wondered if maybe someone had had an accident in their clothes or something. It never occurred to me that, you know, someone would poop on clothes in the laundry room." (Read more: Daily Egyptian)
And I thought my college dorm was shitty...