Police in Colorado are looking for a jogger they say is repeatedly interrupting her runs to defecate in public in one neighborhood. Cathy Budde says she was first alerted to the woman she’s dubbed “The Mad Pooper” by her children, who caught the jogger in the act weeks ago. Budde said the woman apologized after she questioned her. But she says the jogger has left something behind on her runs at least once a week for the past seven weeks. Police have asked Budde to take pictures of the woman so they can try to identify her. Budde has put up a sign asking the woman to stop. She says there are public restrooms in the area. Police Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti calls the case “uncharted territory.” (KKTV)
What a shitty person!
Runners are insane, especially marathon runners. Human bodies are not meant to run 26.2 miles. They’re just not. So, obviously marathon runners have a few screws loose. This lady dubbed “The Mad Pooper” definitely looks like a marathon runner and I was once told that marathon runners are supposed to just “let it go” during a race. So, maybe she’s just trying to practice in game-day conditions?