President Trump Wants to Show Off Country's Military Might To His Own Citizens (As Most Dictators Do)
President Trump was dazzled by a military parade on Bastille Day in Paris earlier this year, and during a press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron on Monday, he suggested America will hold its own military parades on future Fourths of July. Trump’s proposal initially drew laughs from the crowd, but he doubled down on the idea after the snickers subsided. “We’re actually thinking about Fourth of July, Pennsylvania Avenue, having a really great parade to show our military strength. You know, this year, we’ve spent $700 billion, more than we’ve ever spent, on the military,” Trump said. “And I think we’re really looking forward to doing that. Speaking with Gen. [John] Kelly and all the people involved. And we didn’t do it this year but we certainly will be beginning to do that.” (Bloomberg)
In other words, anything France can do, Trump can do better.
So, the draft dodger wants a parade displaying his military might so he can be like all the other dictators of the world who have tiny penises. I can’t help but feel like showing off the strength of your military when everyone already knows you have the strongest military in the world is kinda tacky, and sooo Trump. But hey, if King Cheeto needs help planning his YUGE parade, he should give "Rocket Man" a call. I'm sure Dennis Rodman still has his number. USA! USA!