A Michigan real estate agent selling a house next to a cemetery is promoting it with a sign that says “quiet neighbors.” Shane Broyles says the message immediately came to mind when he saw the four-bedroom house in DeWitt, which is in the middle of the state near Lansing. The seller, Deborah Perrin, likes the “quiet neighbors” sign. She says she can guarantee there won’t be a new subdivision going up in the cemetery. (Lansing State Journal)
Do you value the quiet? Do you want to live in Michigan? Well then Shane Broyles has the perfect home for you! The only catch is, you’re basically our first line of defense when the zombie apocalypse begins.