You may remember my post from last week about the serial pooper who is terrorizing a Colorado Springs family by "unloading" outside their home. Well, the TTAG Newsroom has just received an important update regarding the case!
So, let me get this straight, the key to free stuff is taking a weekly dump in someone's yard? Toilet paper is expensive, especially Charmin. But it's so worth it. Like wiping your butt with a cloud. So, it really pisses me off that some crazy runner with a poop kink is getting something for free that I have to pay for. Holy shit! Does that make me a Republican?
P.S. The only surefire way to tell whether a person is wealthy or not is by what kind of toilet paper they use. Millionaires don't wipe with generic. Isn't that right Elle Woods?