Carrying powerful winds of 130 miles per hour, Hurricane Irma is roaring its way through the Florida Keys and heading towards the Southwest coast of Florida. Well, guess what Irma, Florida is carrying some power as well.
As loser liberals evacuated Florida in record numbers, one Floridian decided that it's time to stand up and fight back against big bully Irma! Ryon Edwards created a Facebook event, titled ‘Shoot At Hurricane Irma.’ Mr. Edwards described the event as: "YO SO THIS GOOFY LOOKING WINDY HEADASS NAMED IRMA SAID THEY PULLING UP ON US, LETS SHOW IRMA THAT WE SHOOT FIRST.'" As of Sunday afternoon, over 54,000 people are interested in "showing Irma that we shoot first" and 27,000 people will be participating.
The Facebook event received enough attention to warrant a response from the Sheriff's Office in Pasco County, Florida, who sent out a tweet warning residents to not shoot weapons at the hurricane.
Listen, I’m sure the man who created this event never intended it to be taken seriously. But, you know there is at least one dude with a big gun and a red baseball cap who is locked and loaded and ready to take out that bitch Irma. And I for one would like to thank him. Thank you for reminding us why our nation requires a “Do Not Eat” warning label on a box of nails.