Do you love donuts? Do you hate your co-workers? Are you just a sadist who enjoys terrorizing other people? Well, then you're in luck, because Hurts Donuts is making people's nightmares come true.
Franchises of Hurts Donuts bakery around the country are getting in on the traumatizing fun by offering “Scary Clown Deliveries” to its customers. For an additional $5 fee, a decked out clown will come bearing doughnuts with his infamous red balloons in hand.
“Wanna scare the sh… Shprinkles out of your friends!?” a Hurts location in Frisco, Texas wrote on Facebook with photos of a clown creepily posing in a sewage. (People)
Maybe I should open up a TTAG Donuts store in Boston. But instead of using creepy clowns, I'll have people dressed as Donald Trump deliver the donuts. That should scare the shit out of all the limousine liberals in Taxachusetts. I'd even waive the delivery fee for any orders going to libraries in Cambridge.